shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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There’s a theory in my tag about who my father is and I’m actually crying reading it?

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plsdontdocraic:

I need a new icon. suggestions?

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kilipains:

a thrilling series

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Kelly Clarkson is having a little girl, aw :)

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hstyed replied to your photo
dat booty doe

I’d make a smart comment in reply, but my brain isn’t working.

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barbarathehungarian replied to your photo
You’ve got legs for days 😍

Not sure if this is a compliment or not, but thank you?

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I wish I had eaten that salmon before it got cold. :(

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Where’s Liam when you need him?

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